My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops
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Welcome to Wonderland
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- "
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I haven’t done [a Doctor Who] episode set on Earth yet, and I haven’t created a new monster. And there’s part of me that feels… I haven’t scared anybody yet… The Cybermen have a few little scary bits but it’s running at about a 5 of 6. I’d love to a 9. I’d love to do something that sends adults behind the sofa too and makes them wee. Pools of wee.
Neil Gaiman on writing episodes of Doctor Who (via doctorwho)
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Not mine. I just wanted to have them together and in order.
this is glorious
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I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.
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why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
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